and now say "quick, in which group is Python?", I'll know it's somewhere in the second half but will have to start going through the letters of the alphabet to be sure where P is exactly.
Oh, I see what you mean, maybe make the menu labels `A-B-C-E-F-G`, `H-I-J-K-L`, `M-N-O-P-Q`, and `R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z`. The last one is a bit long but can be split or can leave out the letters not used.